Fridays are For Fun

For today’s fine, frivolous fare, I decided I’d share some of my all-time favorite quotes.  These are not the pithy, inspirational type quotes, that help us rise to the occasion through the day, but rather the ones I like to interject into actual conversation.  Yes, because I’m that weird.  Most of them people just don’t get, unless they happen to recognize the source, and some of them have been slightly altered.

“It’s so stimulating being your head.”  Must be said with phlegmy accent ~ especially on the ‘h’ in ‘head’.

Do you know where this is from? One awesome, awesome movie with delightful characters.

“Shake your head, boy, your eyes are stuck.”

Rather self-explanatory.

“Looks life gelfing.  Smells like gelfling.  Must be gelfling!”  Normally used when smelling suspicious foodstuffs, or trying to identify some unknown item.

Do you get the feeling I like muppets?

 

“Surely you jest.”  Followed quickly by,“Stop calling me Shirley.”

Pun-tastic! Also a great fan of Over, Unger, and Dunn.

 

“I’ve come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

Never actually saw this movie, but I’m using the line during the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

“I aim to misbehave.”

Just . . . yum.

 

And the normal weekend conversation, with heavy English accents,“Wha’d’ya wanna do?”  “I dunno, wha’da you wanna do?”

Yup . . .

Write on!

2 Comments:

  1. Love the bubble gum line. What movie is it from?

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