For today’s fine, frivolous fare, I decided I’d share some of my all-time favorite quotes. These are not the pithy, inspirational type quotes, that help us rise to the occasion through the day, but rather the ones I like to interject into actual conversation. Yes, because I’m that weird. Most of them people just don’t get, unless they happen to recognize the source, and some of them have been slightly altered.
“It’s so stimulating being your head.” Must be said with phlegmy accent ~ especially on the ‘h’ in ‘head’.
“Shake your head, boy, your eyes are stuck.”
“Looks life gelfing. Smells like gelfling. Must be gelfling!” Normally used when smelling suspicious foodstuffs, or trying to identify some unknown item.
“Surely you jest.” Followed quickly by,“Stop calling me Shirley.”
“I’ve come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”
“I aim to misbehave.”
And the normal weekend conversation, with heavy English accents,“Wha’d’ya wanna do?” “I dunno, wha’da you wanna do?”